Elevator Love

What is it about the elevator that make the guy wanna talk his cock off? I dunno, but everytime i go to elevator, the other person is ether so horney to talk or so horney to fight.  But always try to be quiet so they do not release the gizzle all over the show they pay 70$ for, yet cost 2$ to make.  So what is this about.  I was in elevator and this guyu talk to me.  He soo hapy to talk, he tell me how much suck the elevator is and how happy he is when door open.  I say, yes, this door is loud too.  He start to laugh and tells me to go to imperialist institution called Denny’s to buy food.  For once, I am so excite because this is the first time white redneck man talk to me with out NSA and spiked tweasers involved.  Now women on the other side, they try to hide in this stupid 3 foot box like I gonna hit on them.  You stpid bitch.  You so hot?  You have seven eye brow hairs 3 cm too high.  Your breath smell like old hummus left on camel’s ass.  What wrong with you.  I have beautiful hot women take bra off for me everyday on radio, and you think, oh the dark man is gonna bite my nonexistant tit and look at my muscular bcep.  Hey bitch, go smell your front door and get back to me when the FDA can clear it.  You do know you had sex 9 times yesterday and your scared to be asked out.  Letr your hilly billy bang yuou but and suck